Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

dodgy car salesmen

sporting ridiculous ponytails

jump my bones

EDIT: OOPPS - cocked that up, that was supposed to be in response to "a euphanism for" (with fruity scones)

(In response to "sporting ridiculous ponytails")

an ageing rockstar

More-like 60+ jazz-freaks

with pee-stained jeans

and frothy mouths

moist armpits and

nodding head moments

Glasses on neck-cords