of notable pedigree
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of notable pedigree
from western Cumbria
where you once
met a sheep
found a girl
joined them together
for illegal activities
while remaining aloof
of international bylaws
and national festivals
but nevertheless interfered
with a gorgeous
billy goat called
Gruff, and also
his pet badger
which was humping
a nearby wombat
that screamed out
at the indignity
of having its
tonsils forcibly yanked
with a rusty
pair of tonearms
squeals echoed around
and still echoed
until dawn when
batteries ran out
but improvised with
beresford power supply
some wire and
some carbolic soap
organic of course
as donkey poo
smells the nicest
but then I
would say that
it's quite pointless
exposing my little
flacid pink dangla
to passing giraffes
who stifle laughs
but inadvertently giggle
while simultaneously envious
of the donkey's
pair of dangling
shiny Christmas baubles
frosted and glistening
with sparkling dewdrops
on his nose
intermingled with snot