spraying auntie Dollie
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spraying auntie Dollie
with his sugar
cube avalanche burying
her in sticky
goo tasting of
a mixture between
skidmark and pus
the perfect fondue
for dipping the
nearest willing tart
licked by tory-perv
lysergically deranged mofo
or seemingly normal
Cheeky wind breaker
dropping little farts
like love hearts
each containing bilious
The roman guard
extra portas stat
yer talkin' shite
suffering from potty-mouth
breath like bum-gas
Hot and sticky
blemish free acne
big and bright
dull but sparkly
Loud but smelly
enormous and intimidating
Embarrassing and messy
at womens institute
night of debauchery
All knitting needles
brandishing huge gherkin
its pickled juice
Tastes phishy to-me
with-a hint-of pork
bacon wrapped sausage
perfect for Jews
slice and dice
your little wiener
for her dinner
eaten dentures out
Give it gumsy
a gumsy gobble!
A toothless tickle
sook ma bulb!
Flick ma button
chomp the mutton
spit the gristle
when you whistle