down vicar's front
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down vicar's front
over his spire
nun's the word
said the bishop
fumbling with her
dirty smelly habit
inserting a spent-cigarette
In candle holder
of the dungeon
the barrier opens
she said ooooh
whilst taking it-all
from the choirboys
in a queue
vicar to-the rear
Brenda in organ-loft
waving her big
cartons of milk
nipples like organ-stops
stunning the congregation
Santa arrived early
drank his fill
emptied his sack
relieving the droop
whilst having a-poop
producing nicely-marbled plops
for auntie's collection
of stones and....
stools, like beef-olives
Olive's beefy stools
possessed a texture
akin to silly-putty
and moulded into
giant bouncy ball
reeking of death
with hints of-raisins
breaking off liaisons
dangerous but floppy
makes news headlines
type of gal
who swallows whole
a giant cucumber
draining its fluid
into matron's vast
it's now carrots :D
wot're "now carrots"?
:doh: see whatcha mean...
Gladys said untying
his buttoned 501's
straining to contain