Stick it-in blender
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Stick it-in blender
whizzing merrily around
drink it down
until well pureed
licking the froth
giving a toss
it's your loss
said father Cuthbert
to mother hubbard
from inside her-cupboard
where Brenda gobbled
Bobby's massive stiffy
as-an appetiser to
dick's dirty stick
propping up Daisy's
baggy old bloomers
straining the fabric
like Brenda's "joggers"
bloated arse bulging
with camel toe
and telltale wet-patch
Washing your fingers
in fishy discharge
like anchovy paste
some 'gentleman's relish'
With gentleman's sausage
featuring high-meat content
lee perrin sprinkled
two danglers wrinkled
Patsy's panties crinkled
dried out residue
from Johnny's last-'visit'
he didn't miss-it
Over at Brenda's
batteries were installed
for the buzzing ....
of sensitive parts
causing fanny farts
from back-of dustcart
Over nine hedges
and a Clematis
Inspired by chainsaw
of petrol kind
it's a gas
combustible on Zeppelins
and that's explosive..
like excessive flatulence
that's too smelly
camembert & socks whiff
that they do