Five jolly boys
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Five jolly boys
sporting significant protrusions
of indescribable enormity
enough to frighten
ol' sugar lips
better get matron
sit straight for
needle up jacksie
your balls washed
prior to potting
and fast charging
with pants down
nappy cast aside
onlookers cowering in
its imposing shadow
awestruck and spattered
wondering how it
held so much
cream of tartar
and raspberry blancmange
Fat Brenda said
gimme, gimmie, gimmie.
gummy granny grabbing
for tv show
pie and chips
requires no chewing
you'll be spewing
her fanny juice
that's no excuse
for Fat Brenda
and-her sexual agenda
of yo-yo dieting
up and down
between the sheets
bum defeats gravity
spied through telescope
Beryl used naughtily
whilst spanking vicar
that Brenda shagged
desperately to achieve
drastic weight loss
she straddled a
Big wriggling thing
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Called little titch
tiny, but capable
Big useless git
with hairy bollocks
reeking of Gouda
The big cheese
not for Brenda