dangling icicle-like from
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dangling icicle-like from
her left nostril
inflamed and sore
but still she
inhaled the smell
which was from
a rancid pair
of questionable origin
nylon gimp suits
which were worn
out and stained
from becoming very
Stretched by huge
protruding saddle bags
containing bell-end pate
flavoursome, but salty
Chef's chocolate balls
disguised as profiteroles
but nevertheless tasty
as some sushi
with chips and...
prime Beluga caviar
washed down with
a WD-40 cocktail
:methylated spirits, hair-lacquer,
and some Lanliq
combined with lots
of hyphenating cheats
shot-at-dawn by big
aliens from another
part of Manchester
holding ray guns
at corner-shop owners
in their pajamas
hiding underneath their
chicken tikka masalas
lurks a sweaty
freshly baked gonad
salad, served with
Mike's botty gas
which is plentiful
and uniquely fragrant
and exceptionally hazardous
marinated 'Gentleman's Relish'
applied generously to
an elephant's tadger
bottled at source
distilled for months (still in Miami....)
and then gargled
with sheep 'pellets'