and Pratts Bottom
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and Pratts Bottom
and wooky hole
In SixMileBottom country?
Minge Lane, Worcestershire
Hampton Court - ouch!
Jefferies Passage (Guildford - honest):eyebrows:
Fanny Hands Lane (lincs)
Wank-a-fanny
Pennycomequick Hill, Plymouth
Cockmannings Lane, Chelsfield
Shirley's Avenue, Orpington
ButtHole Road, Yorkshire
O hai guyz
sailor's horn pipe
the golden rivet
nice tight fit
bang one end
rusty end first
oil those nuts
prepare the orifice
T minus encounting
remove soiled scanties
pressurized first stage
bulging pipe ruptures
fetch duct tape
hold it together
clench those buttocks
imminent arse splatter...
... dripping with shite
replete with 'raisins'
and angel delight
with 'bits' in
crunchy and chewy
like diseased flesh
gangerous and stinking
like my helmet
pass the sauce . . .
full of meringue
and jellied clots
with crispy snots
you love lots
of botty spots
and hairy slots
and cums alot
said Sir Lancelot
who shits alot
into his pot
after a trot
full of snot
Let's shag Dot!