Well she's had plenty of practice, her resident patient being particularly challenging. Thinks he's still 55! Grant would be a walk in the park by comparison :D
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Haha - how right you are:D
But trust me, she can be a handful, too!:wowzer:;)
Marco.
The three times I went to Glastonbury, I never used their bogs once, not for a dump anyway. I dropped me logs at M-way services then by sheer mind control held onto it until the journey home :) I didn't eat much anyway so it wasn't so tough.
On my first Glasto there was clearly at least one person who also avoided the bogs - when I emerged crawling out of my tent first morning, my hand immediately found a fresh overnight turd which squelched up through my fingers. Dirty bastard :(
Much better were the Rock & Blues festivals in Derbyshire, run and policed by Outlaws MC. They wouldn't put up with that sort of crap.
Hahaha... Maybe they're onto something! I actually had a similar conversation the other day with Del, but it was mostly to do with tights (although socks also came into it). I'd always thought it was a faux pas to wear tights with sandals, and she was wearing very open strappy high-heeled sandals (with a skirt) and sheer, skin-coloured tights.
I joked and said, you're not supposed to wear tights with sandals are you? She looked at me as if I was daft (which of course I am:eyebrows:) and said since when was I a fashion expert? And promptly informed me that it was fine, as long as they were sandal toe (I'm presuming you know what that is?), which they were, and promptly went off muttering about 'men'...
I dared not ask what was the point in spending all that money on pedicures and expensive nail varnish (which I pay for), if she's going to cover it up?:doh: But I thought to myself 'Best not go there'!:eek:
Then the subject of socks came up, and I asked how come she never wore socks with trainers? Btw, I wasn't talking about long socks (lol), just short sports ones, such as I do. She laughed out load and said 'No-one wears socks with trainers!' I guess meaning neither her or any of her younger friends.
Apparently, that's totally not cool. You can wear trainer socks with them, but the 'done thing' is usually just to wear them with bare feet. There you go... I now feel suitably educated on the finer matters of hosiery etiquette, from a considerably less than fifty-something fashionista!:D
Marco.
thought you were up on stockings/tights mate :ner: sandal toe tights are for ...sandals;)
Lol - aye, I'm an expert! No, I only occasionally buy them for Del if she tells me *exactly* what to get! So I bow to your superior knowledge of (and penchant for) ladies legwear:eyebrows:;)
However, my main point was why waste time having pedicures and painting your toenails (on that occasion a rather cute sparkly bubblegum pink) if she's going to cover them up in tights, sandal-toe or not?
As I said, I chose not to go there, as you could imagine her response!:eek:
Marco.
you get toeless ones that have a loop thus leaving toes clear but still get sheer legs. you have to be careful of type of sandal tho as you dont want the loop to show. but as the reinforcement is missing, sheer nudes should show toes up pretty well.
oh and flat sandals you never wear tights with lol