before the audience
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before the audience
of retired librarians
sitting naked with
seventy stoned penguins
wearing sequined basques
and menacing grins
whilst brandishing huge
but floppy appendages
over the balcony
Went her knickers
followed by various
Contraptions out of
her secret box
swamped with cream
and congealed man's-milk
a fisherman's friend
was offered to
Bait her hook
she promptly accepted
The Last Question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOtx4sa9k4
do-you, will you
a thick ear
for your cheeky
tattooed left buttock
alas he's impudent
a total Jaffa
I say old-fruit!
you're seedless and
still spit pips
like speaking cocks
breaking wind over
Beryl from Wendover
who went queer
reading King Lear
Chemically enhanced listening
trips you up
Whilst having sex
S.
with poxy sut
who's blistered butt
was spanked red-raw
by large fillet
of smoked Haddock
dipped in albumin
stimulating an orgasm
Laying an egg
covered in piss
needs blue rinse
She's a squirter!
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and a flirter
booted his knackers