Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

of corpulent flab

in a toasted-sarnie

back like Arnie

but quickly terminated

by ernie's mum

in her adult-nappy

Pierre's secret stash

of prime cucumbers

hand-picked by Bev

green, slimy, dripping

with trout-flavoured fannyoil

its great weedkiller

weed-out the weeds

turf-out the toughs

any old sod

poke the minges

with truncheon like

grossly stiff appendage

dangling dangerously downwards

over teacher's cleavage

dipping into cocktail

a 'seafood' special

well trimmed hedge

is always desirable

stumbling over stubborn-stubble

causing facial rashes

to turn septic

Nice trim bush

disinfected and powdered

on display at

your local fishmongers

displays his 'special-offer'

Nice damp plaice

said Anne Chovy

incinerated my beef

beef hash ash

around her ass

suspicious looking rash

suspicious looking sausage

lit-up like funfair

a shiny bell-end

scares the pensioners

except auntie Mollie

who said golly

I'll gobble that!

with new potatoes

and sauce mousseline

she sooked-it dry

Then polished end

with feather duster