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likes to gobble
Baby food from
Winalot and Chum
Made from bums
tits and tums
Mums and sons
and grannie's gums
Hard and bumpy
frumpy and grumpy
Vicious stick poking
through his tights
producing massive codpiece
and smoked haddock
gentlemen's relish smothered
upper clothing and
walls and ceiling
Ooooh the feeling
of polished wood
sex toy selection
bagsie the 'double-banana'
and whipped cream
jam and scones
dribbling down edge
of Himalayan peak
glacial juice flow
forgot about altzheimers
Who am i
Yoo iz daftee
Murcury induced madness
deranged blundering lunatic
Solves all mathematics
in two minutes
just like sex
Farting on her
S.
own recording of
sweet home Alabama
in-time with trombone
polishing his tool
straight as-a rule
bulbous-headed and angry
ready to strike
her barn door
after horse bolted
and reared up
rider landing on
A comfy thigh
near her skirt
Beside damp course
a rather saturated
and grubby dressing