ditched at altar
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ditched at altar
for umpteenth time
ragged grubby trousseau
peer to his
hot buttered parsnips
doth butter no
shiny and hot
like your Jap's-eye
winking at girls
spitting at sheep
then shagging them
wearing sunday best
tux and shorts
with raging aspergers :)
and boiled asparagus
in perfectly-neat rows
like spaghetti alphabetti
on toast with
no friends present
ain't got none
bar the king
sized dick I've
pulled from sheath
flanked by massive-balls
over each shoulder
and giraffe like
protuberant trouser snake
causing shorts embarrassment
as the humungous-bulge
has little old-ladies
ripping and waving
their falsies with
Gay abandon, scaring
the local nerds
and nervous birds
covering their fannies
with cocktail umbrellas
and seafood sauce
Spread on floor.
S.
shit strewn everywhere
once her adult-nappy
blew a gasket
spewing red-hot pish
all over vicar
and crashes car
staring at Tina's-tits
and fluffy bits
between her sheets-of
corrugated steel roofing
old "tin tits"