meaty and tasty
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meaty and tasty
crackling on top
Spit roast preferred
so I heard
more malicious gossip
salacious tongues wagging
character assassination abound
shoot the messenger
then fuck her
in the ear
with a spear
Pork dagger's better
she likes pain
and golden rain
poured down her
from great heights
into her tights
seen some sights
on drunken nights
in between fights
sex during flights
mile high club
podger an air-hostess
hope it crashes
like your pc
love your microwave
on high power
pop-yer-cock-in
burnt popped cock
red and rare
skint and bare
mummy kiss better
on french letter
ribbed to excite
more like fright! :wowzer:
safe against shite
mine's broke, bollocks!
hairy and hoary
part those pubes
flick the bean
grease the pole
for the flag
flapping with pride
and with lips
puckered and prepared
to eat sausage
pies at Scalford
bangers in Bangor
what in sCUNThorpe?
and in cockfosters