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stuff this for
big comedy bottom
prize-open her cheeks
with mighty crowbar
and ram home
the oversized end
of his screwtop
flippers that double
as wriggley tentacles
something fishy here
you're codding me
sardine hell, that's
what I call
a salmon surprise
with bulging mussels
In every plaice
slap your face
then ride Grace
a harty hump
pump then slump
her down on
sweet smelling bush
Cataclysmic Sphincter Malfunction
Random Access Mammaries
ride our mares
tie dyed flares
Up boatswains locker
seaman staines said
Tickle my fancy
like spotty Nancy's
rancid cummerbund rash
caused by whipping
her pantied bottom
then applying ointment
generously, even on
her pert cheeks
spread with jam
vicar licks off
Actress in crotchless
jodphurs posing in
sainsburys meat aisle
Stroking his beef
olive, rather proudly
With popped eyes
as batman waltzed
Matilda to the
jetty end and
pulled her bung
called Tammy Tampax
bride of Dracula