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band aid needed
Yeah yeah yeah!
S.
she moaned, as
her toe stubbed
His king rib
with barbeque sauce
enriched with man-cream
a custard tart
a stinky fart
just spare parts
good pebble-dash job
after big curry
lots of lager
and hows-yer-father
showuz yer bum
hidden underneath those
big bristly thistles
pox scarred puffy
Pink ass cheeks
spanked to perfection
Washed and patted
with a cricket-bat
Tears of joy
mixed with giggles
and sweaty wriggles
a wet-patch appeared...
the vicar pointed-out
bless my soul
Jenny screamed aloud
Caught a whopper
a meaty walloper
red hot frankfurter
filled her mouth
With pungent juices
mustard and fried-onions
Sweet chilli assistant
spiced up alternative
vomit inducing discharge
savour it, like
the sweaty-tang of
foot and mouth
warped and deranged
the mad doctor
violated Miss Murphy
flashed his gascoignes
toffee nosed git
Blowing his beak
pimply and crusty
medicated and greased
Yippee ki-yay motherf...
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