Not been able to have a drinky all week so I'm getting smashed tonight.
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Not been able to have a drinky all week so I'm getting smashed tonight.
I've not had a beer for a week either. Not sure I want one actually. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Will be sampling some rum later, getting in the mood for my caribbean trip next week :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Not planning on having anything, before my trip to Bulgaria next week. Cheapest alcohol prices in Europe, here I come!
Cruising? Where abouts are you going then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Roy S
Say hello to Orinoco for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Two weeks in Aruba, pic of the roomsQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
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Very sweet. That's where my father was born. Would like to go there but it's a long flight.
Stopped there on our cruise last year, I liked the 'vibe'. Trips not too onerous on a dreamliner (& I always go for extra legroom). Watch a couple of films, have a kip & you're there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
That looks beautiful Roy. I'll swap you that for one week in Sunny Beach. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Roy S
He's a hard man to find. And believe me, we searched underground overground. Won't be a wasted trip though - we'll get lots of souvenirs, y'know, things that the everyday folks leave behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Let me think... Nah, I’ve ironed me Caribbean shirts now anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
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suave:eyebrows:
Themz blouses... Wanna see the skirts that match [and you in them, dahling]!:D
Marco.
They go nicely with my shorts
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Lovin' the lemon ones... A cheeky wee pink blouse with them, shweety, would be perfect:eyebrows:
Marco.
I'll be topless most of the time so just some nipple tassels :flasher:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Ah, how could I forget!:eek:
No doubt you'll be teaming the outfit up with those white sling-backs you bought the other week?
:lol:
Marco.
to go with the shorts
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Will be keeping it simple in some jewelled havaianas :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
'Hello Ducky!'Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
I'll get me coat - you've pulled!:lol:
Marco.
Sunday has gotten off to a flying start, literally. Out on Fireblade this morning, I hit something slippery at about fifty which while didn't unseat me, caused the mother of tankslappers and I ended up hitting the kerb on the other side of road. Game over.
One side of the bike is perfect, the other side less so. Fairing lower, both wheels broken, mirror, indicator. Could have been much worse, at least there was no traffic coming the other way.
At the moment I'm walking like I've aged 30 years. In a fair bit of pain too. Typing this with my left hand while my right rests on a bag of frozen peas. At least I don't have to work for another nine days.
least your walking... you need to remember you age. get a mobility scooter ;) i gave up biking after a similar incident in my 20's. i remember saying to myself..f**k that!
I'm walking like that and I haven't even been on a bike. Right knee is buggered at the moment and I don't know why.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Sorry about your bike Steve. I hope you heal up OK.
Thanks Geoff, it's a bit shit having aches and pains for no good reason, eh? Like having hangovers without having had a drink :(
Not bothering with the insurance for the bike even though repairs will cost hundreds. I'd have to pay couple hundred excess, bugger up fourteen years of no claims and the fall out will no doubt affect premiums for bike, van and car.
Pigmy Pony clocking off for seven days. C'mon I know you like having me round, making the rest of you look intelligent. :) For serious discussions about runny poo and spunk bubbles, the king of toilet humour (Marco) will keep the flag flying.
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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
I'm going to get withdrawal symptoms, probably need counselling
Have a good time Steve.
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Oh dahling, you'll be missed! I presume you're having *that* operation you mentioned? And I know you'll miss having it dangling there;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Marco.
Ah, missed this...
Sorry to hear about that, mate! Did you land on your wallet? If so, you'll be fine:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
[Only kidding, get better soon xx]
Marco.
Another boring anecdote :).
My right knee is buggered at the moment, so this morning I bought a lycra support thingy. I wasn't expecting it to be of any use, strapping and bandaging strain or tear injuries has never done anything for me in the past, But this thing actually works! I can walk and move my leg around with much less pain. Wonders will never cease.
It's a cartilage injury by the way. Not a serious one I think, but bloody painful nonetheless.
You should be able to get it re tipped somewhere......Oh sorry, I thought you said cartridge:DQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
They warned me about you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian7633
Sorry to hear that you are in pain. Great that the support works.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
I'm aching a bit today, yesterday saw my neighbour struggling to reduce two hedges in height and width. Got out my chainsaw, went at the hedges hard!
Didn't realise how much I'd done, hence the aching.
Ha! ;) I'm in agony 24/7 ....Do you hear me complaining? ...well, yes i complain all the time :doh: I should have thought more about that :D
Sorry, I should have remembered that. I quite happy with the aching, at least I'm still able to do these things. One thing I can't do is digging with a spade or shovel.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
twas a joke....:ner: you can cut my hedge nextQuote:
Originally Posted by spendorman
I'll trim your hedge anytime, dahling:eyebrows:
Marco.
i'll remind you of that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Not sure what's on Marco's mind, but it seems extra dangerous with a chain saw!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
He used to work in a beauty salon, as a mister teasy weasy. loves getting into a bush jobQuote:
Originally Posted by spendorman
As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and
meaningless universe. Still, you’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?
Dr John's 'Thought of the Day'. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
As others have said: "Life's a bitch - and then you die".
My two favourite death bed 'last words' are -
From Oscar Wilde (and thus subject to doubt): "I can't bear the pattern of this wallpaper - one of us has to go".
From Emanuel Shinwell (a well-respected labour MP, 1922 - 1970), who after requesting a glass of whisky to drink said (of life): "Well it has all been very interesting".
I like what Spike wanted on his tombstone "I told you I was ill"
Or as AZ, a rapper, paraphrased:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
“Life’s a bitch and then you die, it’s why we get high, ‘cos you never know when you’re gonna go.”
:D
Just seen an advert on the telly for Christmas, the beginning of bloody September FFS
Yeah is it the Bohemian rhapsody one which is just taking the piss in September. Its just beyond a joke and Im sick of John Lewis and their advertisingQuote:
Originally Posted by Ian7633
Apparently not an Xmas ad at all - they are promoting their name change ... to 'John Lewis and Partners' (or some such)Quote:
Originally Posted by Minstrel SE
Waitrose have also had a name makeover at the same time (owned by JL&P...)
I heard he worked for a film company, where his job title was "fluffer", whatever that means...Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Way, welcome back, daftee-chops!:wave:
Fluffer? Well, I've always liked 'shampooing' a nice, dense tuft!:eyebrows:
Marco.