and she's medieval
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and she's medieval
she wears a
suit of armour
complete with rusty
corset and pierced
grommets, and everything...
that would titillate
while you masterbate
You vulgar ingrate! ;)
I'm grateful mate :eyebrows:
for a plate
lunch i await
cheese to grate
makes you overweight
time to bait
to catch skate
cooked on slate
on my estate
where I gyrate
naked for Kate
ready to procreate
it was fate
met in Kuwait
at half-past eight
in a state
a long wait!
for a crate
full of bait
to catch skate
then let's mate!
would be great
but too late
its only eight
whats your rate
for a date :kiss:
a fiver mate
need a debate?
your baldy pate?
shines like silverplate
you can skate
yes,figure eight
on the straight
hurtled along interstate
carrying a crate
making me dehydrate
and very irate
concerned about heart-rate
and arse weight :lolsign:
covered in armour-plate
Tapping your feet