into the orifice
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into the orifice
without some resistance
use a nail-gun
and buckle boots
complete with spurs
make her red-raw
ride 'em cowboy
without the horse
without the whores
or the donkeys
muffin the mule
buttering the crumpet
(you lot are bloody disgusting)
hark at her
ring my bell
press my buttons
flick the bean
rub the prostate
inhale the discharge
lumpy custard thrush
a birdy poo
with creamy consistency
but cottage cheesy
bright and breezy
hard and veiny
not very brainy
up the lane..ee
for a jump
with the doggers
in Leeds' car-parks
front seat fumble
back seat rumble
willy-dribble humble
pish-splash rash
leather and lash
Perfect Sunday afternoon.
tea at Mum's
with sister, too
Mmm... Ménage-à-Trois
threes a crowd
leave girls to
hide the savaloy
charge the batteries
buzz baby buzz
tease the rim
pluck the curlies
wax the crack
grease her hole
out with pole
big-as-an-ice lolly
or pork sword