bursting at seams
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bursting at seams
renting of cloth
touching it mostly
I touch-mine daily
never seen mine
I've got two
Inches? Yes, true! :D
feet. i think
you cheeky git! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I meant girth! :lol:
king-sized wedding tackle
It gets worse! :eek:
size matters to
the sizeless one
Sack-sniffing cockwomble :D
Only on Thursdays :thumbsup:
occasionally on Friday
with naughty Nora
offering gumsy gobbles
By Fiona flapface
prune her clematis
with your teeth
nosing her stigma
gusset snagging nostrils
as does smell
gut wrenching odour
of stagnant pish-flaps
pierced and bloody
from rough RIDING
saddle up and
run for the
prime minister's job
scream blue murder
given reddish welts
some nice yellowing
from bell-end cheese
scraped and toasted
bread and butt
plugs make happy
sandwich fillings for
grotesquely distorted and
corrupt Tory politicians
Chewing the cud
herd of cattle
the january sales
May for sale
cold june gust
Maybe no bargain
her face cracked
bags all packed