excuse of a
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excuse of a
Kidney shaped ass
Can't sleep, daftee?
Never sleep well
watch some Polish-porn
Softening her grits
sending a shiver
though her teeth
just before swallowing
clotted cream eclair
tongue wrapped around
her best dentures
biting his bullet
two rounds buttered
with white lard
grease that axle
make it slippery
plunge it in
badly knotted and
With warped end
still capable of
Causing severe damage
to aroused areas
needing sanding down
powder coat it
with solidified spunk
Was thinking powder
for sprinkling over
her moist pie
a savoury treat
for fish lovers
a salty dog
with flaky flaps
Muscular and gripping
spread-on the dripping
insure your shitter
not common policy
but permissible under
duress and torture
fingers removed for
boning and baking
a hand shandy
Light fingered shuffle
heavy knuckle dragging
President Donald Trump
Knave of chumps
full of pumps
Pulling the pints
nice big jugs
check her porthole