bed bath, then
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bed bath, then
open the door
to the dungeon
scolds bridle ready
It's the bells
that smell funny
A touch gamey
due to fungal
overly well hung
from the gibbet
by the giblets
stretched to breaking
inches towards feet
Below average IQ.
S.
not your fault
throw a party
spin a disc
light a spliff
break a heart
have a fart
water the grass
join a nudist-club
and wave your
fishing rod at
all your friends
with huge danglers
and carrot ready
for after-lunch games
with nudist enthusiasts
shuttling cocks about
exposing their fat
hairy big bums
a lovely afternoon
spoilt by darkness
of his tea
Time extra-curricular activities
Recalling Easter Bunnies
masquerading as policemen
whipping some cream
reminds him of
dairymaid cheese spread
sandwiches delivered by
poxy young lad
with a fetish
for Cos Lettuce
wrapped around his
tiny gherkin that
barely functions as
a stopper for
Bi-fanny's gaslight