Tell Me Something............Anything!

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Originally Posted by stairpost

It does if you are single and work in logistics, truck drivers tend not to be the open minded type. Or worse, they might be too open minded and then I'd be in trouble :)

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I'm also single but I've no idea about truck drivers...but I can't imagine them not being open minded.... I actually find the thought of a truck driver as being quite sexy for some reason...:eek: maybe that's just me...

However I've got a bit of a 'thing' for 'taking care' of a guy while he's driving.... :D

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

I'm also single but I've no idea about truck drivers...but I can't imagine them not being open minded.... I actually find the thought of a truck driver as being quite sexy for some reason...:eek: maybe that's just me...

However I've got a bit of a 'thing' for 'taking care' of a guy while he's driving.... :D

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They aren't the sort of open minded that would see a bloke walking round the office wearing nail varnish and not feel the need to mention it, and by mention it I obviously mean mercilessly take the p#&s

Let me know what sort of truck driver you want and I'll find one for you, we have quite a few to choose from :)

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Originally Posted by stairpost

Let me know what sort of truck driver you want and I'll find one for you, we have quite a few to choose from :)

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i quite like a guy to be a bit 'rough around the edges'... what I really don't like is 'pretty boys' if that makes sense...

I really get off getting a guy going while he's driving for some reason :eyebrows:

My guy has quite a small car which is 'challenging' to say the least... :D

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

Long tongues aren't everything they are cracked up to be... it's what you do with a 'stumpy' that counts... :eek:

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Yes, a long tongue only benefits the lick provider really - means you can provide a service and watch telly at the same time, or if you're under 25 you can check your phone messages :)

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Originally Posted by Ninanina

i quite like a guy to be a bit 'rough around the edges'... what I really don't like is 'pretty boys' if that makes sense...

I really get off getting a guy going while he's driving for some reason :eyebrows:

My guy has quite a small car which is 'challenging' to say the least... :D

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Rough around the edges describes pretty much all of them, they even come with vehicles with beds in, sorted! :)

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Originally Posted by Marco

More 'fresh sea-trout' than sardines, then? Or is that scent drowned by cucumbers? :D:eyebrows:

Marco.

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Do you ever think about anything but yer belly?

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Yes, a long tongue only benefits the lick provider really - means you can provide a service and watch telly at the same time, or if you're under 25 you can check your phone messages :)

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Oh you are with us Steve... ;)

Absolutely a long tongue is ok but not all it's cracked up to be, believe me... :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by stairpost

Rough around the edges describes pretty much all of them, they even come with vehicles with beds in, sorted! :)

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I don't need a bed Rich... just a car and a nice guy who's turned on... I'm a basic kinda gal you know...:eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Marco

Lol - that reply was aimed at Piggurs!:D

Marco.

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Every Sunday I give my bowels the day off, so I'm confident my Monday log would beat anything out there, alive or long dead. I did try to send you a sample, and I did double bag it but the poor lady in the post office ended up going home early, and Parcelforce threatened a walk out.

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Originally Posted by Barry

Sorry Alex, that is not how Velcro was invented. If it was, I would be a multimillionaire by now from the patents.

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But of course you would have risked being struck off - oh sorry I misread, you said patents.