Onion-Bhaji his boz
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Onion-Bhaji his boz
Tickle my tweeter
waggle me woofer
cross me over
cross-dress my tush
squeeze me dainties
with asian provocateur
Or artisan cheese
stinky bell-end fromage
With crunchy bits
of nuts and
Terrific tasty treats
folded in nice-pleats
Between stained sheets
hear the bleats
let's get fleeced
yan tan tethera
I give up
so shag me
cut it off
and sook it
up with hoover
put in sarnie
and chew slowly
savouring the meaty
texture and juiciness
associated with prime
time reality tv
watched by losers
And-the queen of
loserville, whist knitting
Marco a willie-warmer
wide enough to
Hold lamb leg
or a bulbous
Pair of onions
caramelise my shallots
Frys creamed nuts
detaching in clumps
Like boa feathers
an avian snake
Trump scam artist
has sweaty balls
Wrapped in mini-rugs
in marbled halls
Unrelenting deep penetration
until she begs
Great balls of
bubble and squeak
jolly green giant