she hates 'teenies'
Printable View
she hates 'teenies'
gotta be bigger..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Gross burger time
chew ma meat
Anyone for sauce
Aye, squirt some
Squeeze the tube
[squeezes my head]
Press my melons
cock needs washing
Pluck-it and see
what oozes out
Fancy a fondue?
Oooh Matron, whatever
Nice n cheesey
is yer bell-end
Itchy and scratchy
flaking and patchy
Stocky and tacky
it hangs low
Near the ground
Up the hill
Down the slope
near her mound
rats were found
pounded the mound
into the ground
UK self oblivion
Little miss england
Lemmings jump cliff
wanting some 'bitty'
To handle weapon
locked and loaded
ready to 'shoot'
pull dat trigger
ya cow, ye
big sexy slapper
tottering on stilletos
riddled with flies
bandaged and oozing
stagnant, suppurating puss
requiring stitching up
apply a nappy
Soaker upper of
globules of girly-goo
absorbing the pish
in its stride
Six pack capacity
sook it up!
with left nostril