Well it won't be bush explorers anyway!:D
Marco.
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Well it won't be bush explorers anyway!:D
Marco.
:rfl:
Indeed not..:eek:
If you've got a thin willy choose a girl who hasn't had kids. And don't make her pregnant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
If you've got a thick one, choose a girl whose had kids.
But be aware. A baby's body or two has been through there and you're never going to compare.
There is probably no substitute for a long, thick willy, though.
That said, contemplate what percentage of your life you spend actually having sex. Chances are it is close to fuck all. So in reality it isn't important. Apart from in your own mind. And if you can't get over that fact, you probably have a problem.
This post is rated XXX. And should NOT be taken too seriously.
Fuck I quoted the wrong post.
What if she has children but by caesarean?
I've not had any children either natural or by caesarean... I've had no complaints :eek:
stick to your hifi, its simpler and cheaper:ner:
Will it still be snug as a bug in a rug, once you've rendered the rug threadbare?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
It's a shame the "seventies" look has fallen out of favour - much cheaper than dental floss, and more fun too. The only downside was that communication was more difficult due to the sound deadening - "how do you like that then" just comes out as "mmmmff, mmm, mmmffff".
Time for a bit of lateral thinking: a clever solution to a problem which didn't really exist is to grow a beard. A bit like sticking bits of carpet to the soles of your slippers as a cheap alternative to carpeting your living room :)
Don't be looking at me like that, I didn't start it, I just piled on :D
So what happens when the man sports a beard, and the woman has a 'welcome mat'?
Stop complicating matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
And you, Bev.
Grant is right.
Quote:
Originally Posted by User211
"A good big 'un will always beat a good little 'un". If you're a bloke that is.