Badgers love cornflakes
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Badgers love cornflakes
just like Rosemary
dont forget thyme
make her whine!
break her spine
no wine-and-dine
she looks fine
covered in brine
Beans on Toast
she loves most
not a roast?
but a sickly
prickly protruding stiffness
a desert cactus
a giant amongst
horny phallic cacti
a large prick
making her sick
Syringing gut-churningly Putrid
causing violent convulsions
and cabbage collisions
then botty burps
wipe with turps
before she slurps
those overly addictive
pizza eating horses
farts around racecourses
taking 'up-skirt' photos
bum cheek glows
as you spank
then you w**k
instead of thank
it really stank
that ham-shank
was very rank
whilst it sank
Lower than Low:(
she's so tickly!
and very sickly
get bucket quickly
for diced carrots
and poached parrots
or roast farrots :-)..................................http://thelongestlistofthelongeststu.../animals2.html
lightly-steamed marinated beaver
what an achiever
E'es Ebeneezer Goode
cooks great food
whilst being rude...
in the nude
thats very lewd