Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

between lovely baps

tasty moist kebabs

but badly packed

squashed and malformed

mountains of Mourne

with perk peaks

peeking through zips

wee willy winkie

a little stinky?

trapped, head raised

essence of Gouda?

sniff them wotsits

gobble that feta!

lick that brie

squirt the primula

gagging on Gorgonzola

bell-end cottage cheese

gren philadelphia spread

good on toast

with titty milk

tweak those nips

and sausage sauce

with big onions

inside your shorts

yum camel toe

on smelly 'ho'

sweating inside tights

soaking, sagging gusset

caused by Chlamydia

she'll pass around

the old tramps

under and overground

Wombles of Wimbledon

Common they're not

unlike mustard burps

and oily farts

when suitably fermented

in vicars knickers

contains melted Snickers

that's no confectionery

its chocolate underwear

avoid soft centres

with nuts inside

and curly hairs

with dandruff on

spit that pube

tote that barge

and saturate serge

Doris loved watersports

so much she