Tell Me Something............Anything!

Not sure what a fanboy is, but I doubt it's me, I've not been any kind of boy for several decades. I went straight from teenager to grumpy old git :)

I did have a pushbike in my teens, which meant I could get to my girlfriend's house in five minutes, instead of a 30 minute walk. Which was nice. Put ape hanger bars on it which were so high the blood would drain from my arms. The sacrifices we used to make in order to look shit hot.

Were those extra 25 mins with her worth it though ?

Was for me - and it still left 20 minutes to enjoy a nice glass of Tizer :)

How Aper tizer though was she ?. Don't worry about Marco btw he s too busy somewhere else babbling on about ketchup and such like. He s dealing with the real stuff !

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Was for me - and it still left 20 minutes to enjoy a nice glass of Tizer :)

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A girlfriend once said that mine was as thick as a can of.... And before you start, no, not my head, well not *that* 'head' anyway:eyebrows:

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Marco

A girlfriend once said that mine was as thick as a can of.... And before you start, no, not my head, well not *that* 'head' anyway:eyebrows:

Marco.

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In my experience, women appreciate 'girth' more than 'length'.

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Originally Posted by tapid

How Aper tizer though was she ?. Don't worry about Marco btw he s too busy somewhere else babbling on about ketchup and such like. He s dealing with the real stuff !

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You spoke too soon! Marco has eyes everywhere. Like a potato.

And yes she was very aper tizer. A red head (or ginger if you want to be bitchy), and pale skin, sort of like an upside down glass of Tizer. Very fit, but mental mental chicken oriental. Great fun when she wasn't bouncing my head off the wall.

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Originally Posted by Barry

In my experience, women appreciate 'girth' more than 'length'.

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Haha - that's why I said "thick", daftee, not long!

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

You spoke too soon! Marco has eyes everywhere. Like a potato.

And yes she was very aper tizer. A red head (or ginger if you want to be bitchy), and pale skin, sort of like an upside down glass of Tizer. Very fit, but mental mental chicken oriental. Great fun when she wasn't bouncing my head off the wall.

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I could say *so* much about that, but I'll be a good boy this time and refrain:eyebrows:

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Bev is an exception in that she doesn't need to be cycling - she has strange thoughts any time of the day, although they do seem to get weirder as the evening draws in :D No complaints here though, I'm a big fan :)

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Only just seen this...;)