Nipped and tucked
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Nipped and tucked
Stripped and devoured
still remaining potent
ticket to ride
bicycle for two
ride her HARD
spread her jam
rag until it
Bursts with flavour
that unmistakable tang
Will cut steel
don't ask me
I hate fish-oil
Slurpingly good soup
cure for droop
Praise the lord
a miracle occurs
Ammo got passed
ready to blast
noxious jobby gas
From ugly wench
her vile stench
strong men blench
pervades the air
viciously stripping lungs
an eyewatering miasma
eminating from damp
soiled adult nappy
warm and drippy
down both thighs
tree sap style
oozing into DM-boots
good for-the soul
sticking to deck
Courtship sheep dip
nice disinfectant aroma
diluting the acrid
Easing the pain
nowt to gain
but unzipping her
Big ripe cantaloupes
visiting melon heaven
Next door to
the fishmonger's fancy
perching beside his
giant outstretched kipper
Smoking hot meat
Mac with cheese
Slack Alice's greased
her pishers, ready