from old Tom
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from old Tom
who's peeping from
fuck me sideways!!!
ouchy very ouchy..
language Timothy, Language
lubricate my ring
piece of caked
crud, lodged between
your little toes
laddering your stockings
with nice suspenders
and a basque
it's so tight
so's the basque
you cheeky monkey :eyebrows:
Oh shu'up babe!
S.
huge 'middle leg'
dragging through snow
Like snow chains
get a grip
ya cow, and
do the dishes
before I roger
that old codger
exposing his wrinkly
yet very stiff
and highly potent
Auld bottom end
smelling of cabbage
and adult nappies
Made from candyfloss
scratch and sniff
catch the whiff
in Bishop's bathtub
chewing a whopper
Inside my bedroom.
S.
nightshifts really suck
'blowing' the security-guard
whistle harder and
Rub my feet.
S.
Kiss my grits
Not again fatty!
S.
Shut it slim ;)
if you're blind
Go to America
trumpeting a tune
in your pantz
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Oh grow up!
S.