Stoapyer greetin' 'njust get oan wi' it.
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Here's your proof:
Literal Barrage
LOL. My proof is simply listening to people every time I go up to Glasgow!
Anyway, where were we... :)
Marco.
listening to you
podger [there's another top bit of Glasgow slang ;)] badger's botties
[Note to Snapper: hey, we could bump oor gums an nae stoater wid huv a scoobie]
Nutters.
the Englishman said
to the mad
Scottish caber-tossing numptie
stop ya greets :)
and ya bleats
I'm reading Keats
and eating sweets
done many feats
in the streets
cracking the sheets
putting in pleats
eating various meats
while it sleets
as she meets
loads of cheats
and more repeats
with no defeats
as she completes
Sheep that bleat
get shot immediately
Tequilas Beguiling, when
she's lying horizontal
on the bed
with Father Ted
mrs doyle instead
not long dead
Necrophilia to go!
dead cold though
was her blow
she's dead slow
'on the go'
the randy ho
likes it mo(re)
yeh i know
she likes-da flow
into the poe...
crouching very low
Legs Akim Bo....
wet her toe
Suck Da Bunnion
Savour the Gorgonzola
pan fried with
fresh rosemary badger