in a bucket
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in a bucket
fermenting for months
a special brew
a chosen few
of vomiting glitterati
get to savour
shite-based flavour
a chocolate 99
a walnut whirl
a peanut pearl
pebbled dashed platter
of various matter
preferably non scratch
chew yer skidders!
crunch yer cling-ons
call captain kirk
Spock to Enterprise
beam me up
Hogtied and dangling
assimilated by borg
Bjorn fan club
regurgitated ad nauseam
like diarrhoea lollipops
covered in chocolate
foul tasting maltesers
droopy moist cornet
flakiest crumbliest chocolate
sprinkled on clits
smeared on tits
concealed behind pissflaps
resembling scampi fries
just as tasty
as the placenta
that was rotten
mouldy old fanny-rags
dunked in tea
drenched in pee
savoured with glee
Old-Mary wiped her
wee willy whiskers
on her wimple
squeezing her pimples
oozing with puss
delicious ocher sap
spread in bap
lager on tap
in her lap
taking a nap
caught the clap
gettin a zap