ridden by deranged
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ridden by deranged
Leg shaking artiste
with a drooping
big droopy thing
From rainy dear
noddy and big
ears furtively wanking
behind snow white
and seven inch
hi ho silver
ha'way the lads
My bottom itches!
S.
caused by scabs
Big festering ones
with cacky encrustation
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Hang Em High
until they're dry
skidmarks nicely solidified
with latte macchiato
those creamy dewdrops
just wont washout
Her sexy feet.
S.
plates of meat
Yards of ale
beyond the pale
Bucket of hyacinths
lay a moist
Xmas baby boy
pull a cracker
Wash the dishes
ya cow, or
I'll put on
My red dress.
S.
and peepshow bra
cold turkey today
No clothes on
the washing line
Starkly bereft of
aunty's frilly bloomers
were caked in
Brownie spongecake juice
mixed with fanny-oil
Pro chef additive
along with cock-cheese
stir and simmer
until desired consistency
Achieving neutral density
of the smegma
From Alf Garnet