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right said fred
had an enormous
big lead bed
on which he
swung his tackle
whilst fly fishing
catching his fly
on his cock
a doodle do
Up her arse!
S.
6-jobby deep
big heavin' mass
of suppurating puss
dribbling out of
every available orifice
over shoeshine boy
offering 'extras' to
polish her endpiece
to a glowing
sapphire coloured glow
after her pummelling
On the floor
causing friction burns
Around knee caps
and inside pants
Wrapped round botty
red and sore
the vicar swore
blind he hadn't
wore his clerical
string vest over
Baggy hair shirt
exposing stiffened nipples
to gathered crowds
Producing yfront salutes
with sticky skidmarks
That no-longer skid
but remain stubbornly
attached by bog-roll
To his rearquarters
Up your b*m
wrapped in barbed-wire
Hyphenated doesn't count! [emoji14] :D
what about apostrophesQuote:
Originally Posted by Yomanze
yes-it bloody does ....;) (within reason)
doh more doh !
They aren't words. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
What-ev-er. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
this is silly
Being a hillbilly