Tell Me Something............Anything!

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Originally Posted by tapid

You can imagine what its like walking on the pavements in London trying to dodge the little darlings with there heads stuck in smartphones etc. In fact I've developed a peach of a body swerve worthy
of jinky Johnson at his best. Thats one for the teenagers as well :lol:

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I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

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Originally Posted by Ian7633

I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

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Love it! Sadly I was just too well brought up as a child to try out that strategy.

Indeed. Having been taught manners and high moral standards from young can often be a burden in today's world;)

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Ian7633

I have a mate who's strategy in dealing with the phone zombies is to just walk straight into them and then demand an apology as they were not looking where they were going. I think he keeps score of the dropped phones like a WW2 bomber pilot on the side of his shopping trolley.

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Haha - yeah, that's tops!:D

Luckily however, I rarely need to mingle on busy high streets with the great unwashed.

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Marco

Haha - yeah, that's tops!:D

Luckily however, I rarely need to mingle on busy high streets with the great unwashed.

Marco.

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Yes I know - instead you send Benson, your factotum to deal with all that.

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Originally Posted by Macca

Billy Bragg was in the RTR. That bloke out of Fun Lovin Criminals was in the USMC in Iraq. I don't think serving in the forces necessarily disbars you from being a musician afterwards. Or during.

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Just imagine what Elvis could have become if he didn't have to be in the stupid Army!

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Originally Posted by Alex_UK

Just imagine what Elvis could have become if he didn't have to be in the stupid Army!

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Jimi Hendrix as well. I mean he was the best and he was in the 82nd Airborne I think. He was in the army anyway. Hence 'Machine Gun.'

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Originally Posted by Barry

Yes I know - instead you send Benson, your factotum to deal with all that.

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Ha - now there's an idea! He could deal with the awful queues there are sometimes in the food hall of Fortnum & Masons.

Marco.

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Originally Posted by Marco

Ha - now there's an idea! He could deal with the awful queues there are sometimes in the food hall of Fortnum & Masons.

Marco.

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Don't they deliver for you? Shocking - I would have a word with them if I were you.

That's the butler's job... What I originally meant was that, as I don't live in a city or frequent busy town/city centres very often (simply because I can access them if necessary out with of peak usage times), I rarely encounter the risible 'glued to their phones brigade', unless one wanders out into the road in front of me, in which case I make damn sure of running it over, and claim the relevant 500 bonus points!

Marco.