Doctor Marco, doctoring my posts again! You little scamp :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
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Doctor Marco, doctoring my posts again! You little scamp :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Moi? I'm a good boy:eyebrows:
Marco.
What, that cream you gave me? No it didn't! Funny looking stuff too - looked like 1 part flour and two parts egg white. And a pinch of salt. I reckon you made it yourself. And you really should have stated 'for external use only'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
A word of caution Barry: Last time Marco gave me "free" drinks I woke up with an indefinable feeling of shame and my underpants on back to front. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
You are just soooo funny Steve, your posts always crack me up .... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
This week I will only be wearing.........
.... perfume .... :lol:
That's what Mae West replied when asked in an interview what did she wear in bed: "Two drops of perfume".Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
...and no doubt it fits where it touches :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
A few years ago we refurbished a retirement home owned by this horrible Egyptian bloke whom I called the Fat Pharaoh when he was out of earshot (the name stuck and soon afterwards he fired me for an unrelated reason). Anyway he made his daughter project manager who, although reasonably attractive was a total screaming skull. Her only redeeming quality was some scent that went everywhere with her. Not perfume, I think it was some kind of body lotion, which was so nice I would have followed her over a cliff.
Never found out what it was called, probably essence of all the project managers that came and went before her. Her dad still owes my brother 12 grand, the shithead :(
:lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Nice one Steve...
I know guys that find my perfume a real t on .... strange but true... :eyebrows:
I've always used perfume everyday, it's like putting on clothes.. it's something I just do....
In the bad old raving days there was a certain scent that some women would wear, and it's hard to explain what it smelt like - sort of really fresh like cucumber or melon or something. I did once ask a young lady what it was, and she said it was "Sunflowers" by Elizabeth Arden. Not sure about this as I've smelt it since and it didn't seem quite the same. Perhaps some other chemicals were colouring my senses? :)