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gotta go now
visit Billy Gow
visiting fat cow
from north-of Slough
if she'll allow
you to go
with the flow
Gizza nice blow
certainly for marco :eyebrows:
you're so considerate (dahling ;))
a fresh start
and a new
rasping loud fart
the level of
stench totally unequalled
people passing out
then being photographed
with a rancid-manifrestation
leading to infestation...
of the chuckies
laying their eggs
inside your bo'hair
and your mohair
Larvae multiplying hourly
undergoing metamorphosis daily
becoming brain-dead mutants
the living dead
wandering the streets...
like broken badgers
in search of
those naughty foxes
bothering the chickens
in-a sexual way
chasing the cock
like drunk whores
legs cast asunder
soles in wingmirrors
moistness on chins
lubricants on gearsticks
vaseline up bums
crack in pipes
skidmarks on seats
listening to neats
doin' da beats
tappin ya feets
peeling your beets
sucking her teats
while she greets
[note: "greet" means 'cry' in Scottish vernacular] ;)
Thesaurus: greet
verb
1. To address in a friendly and respectful way: hail2, salute, welcome. See greeting.
2. To approach for the purpose of speech: accost, hail2, salute. See approach/retreat, greeting, seek/avoid.
3. To present with a specified reaction: meet1, react, respond. See feelings, greeting.
Sorry Marco but we must have proof of this.:confused:
Ask Snapper or any other dude fae Glesga! :lolsign:
This sort of thing would be heard regularly in tenement flats in Glasgow:
"Yer weans are greetin' again, Senga - whit an awfy racket they're makin; ma man canny concentrate to [fraudulently] fill oot his invalidity benefit form".
Marco.