flaps for earmuffs
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flaps for earmuffs
camel-toe visible through
camel's baseball boots
mama do the-hump-hump
dry or wet?
make it sweat
make her sweat
after a cigarette
butt burning brightly
torch her 'fur'
pet the beaver
flick the dandruff
split the difference
with an axe
or a chopper
Wear a helmet
a purple one?
from richard large
or knobby small
but dickus big
big knobs hangout
greasy cheesy top
Buttery Coque Monsieur
with added knob-froth
cream of sumyunguy
scrotum crutons, sir?
grated nuts Meg?
solidified spunk secretion?
klingons on board?
crispy tissues abound
later discovered by
rabid sniffer dogs
pawing vestal virgins
standby draculas teabag
wolfman jack's popsicle
look... A clot!
'holy dvt batman!'
You bagsy it?
or red snot
red snot what?
savour the flavour
of virgins favour
darn, she's farted
strike a light!
itsa boom box
ah,....musical shite
sniff it in
projectile vomiting imminent
I like sick
especially the carrots