You wot, chuck? :scratch:
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You wot, chuck? :scratch:
Record cleaning machine :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
spinning out-of control
and burning marks
from the carpet
into her cheeks
housed in translucent
purple polka dotted
wide mesh nylon
battle ready outrageous
sharp edged weave
good green tweed
skidmark'd to buggery
Now all melty
reeking of shite
inhale the stench
savour the taste
Well matured cheese
her tights reek-of
exhaust-fumes and engine-oil
affix to head
clean your box
of hifi cables...
with that :lol:depoxit
it's good stuff :eek:
deep cleaning for
all dirty bits..
giving brassy sheen
see your face
wide eyed and
very bushy tailed..
soon to-be nailed
to the floor
of the bedroom
dirty shag pile
shaking downstairs chandelier
side to side
up and down
round and about
in-out shake it
like a spout
on kelly's kettle
whistling on hob
nob biscuit barrel
organ playing away
veal meat again
cliff visits dover
(or maybe Brighton?)
for some duck-butter
For smoother skin
fairy liquid for