I'll keep the bouncy castles thing in mind Steve... I defo don't want to 'flash' anything as I think that is just slutty.. don't you think ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
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I'll keep the bouncy castles thing in mind Steve... I defo don't want to 'flash' anything as I think that is just slutty.. don't you think ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
It's a subject that would divide opinion - most women would be offended, apart from some females of the crew cut hair & monkey boots variety, and most blokes wouldn't have a problem. Unfortunately many women (and men) these days are of such a shape that it would be hard to tell where the body ends and the bouncy castle begins, and no one wants to see that :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
Only kidding, using imagination to 'fill in the blanks' is sexier - The thought of a nice portion of sea bass well presented is so much nicer than being smacked in the face with a wet fish.
Lol, what are you lot like!:D
Using your imagination to 'fill n the blanks', as you say, is definitely sexier. As I said before, the bouncy-castle tart you mentioned before was precisely that: an attention-seeking tart, and would've got a major ticking off for her behaviour, had she been my wife, not that Del would dream of behaving like that, even though she's small and agile enough to make a good job of jumping up and down on a bouncy castle or trampoline, and not look ridiculous - indeed she's still a big kid herself!
As Bev says, flashing things like that is slutty, and lacks class. Indeed, if I'd been there with male friends, I'd have been laughing *at* her, not with her, and we'd have found her rather tragic! Fair enough if a woman chooses not to wear knickers under her skirt, because she likes the freedom it gives and makes her feel sexy or naughty, but that should be her 'little secret', and perhaps that of her partner, not something that she broadcasts to the world. I'm sure that Bev would agree:)
Marco.
Maybe the invite was mis-leading and the lady had read the invite to the party incorrectly and had gone dressed appropriately, perhaps Bouncy-Castle is a euphemism that we don’t understand.;)
Heard she had a wee nick down there, and was told to let the air get to it;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AJSki2fly
I'm reliably told it was Steve who suggested it:D
Yesh, that'll be from when Steve had that unfortunate slip, whilst 'mowing her lady garden', with a blunt Gillette Venus.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
Well it needed a good tidy up after all the kids had been hedge-hopping. And I was working with a large canvas - not so much Brazilian, more like Brazil. It's what got me interested in topiary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
It's just been announced that beavers are to be given protected status in Scotland. I've had a few nights out in Glasgow and I'd say they are more than capable of looking after themselves!
https://youtu.be/SOsm1TzqHII
Marco.
fanny mae ...yay