Like cat-gut around
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Like cat-gut around
an old tennis-racquet
Shaped attack weapon
ripe for fiddling
With sweet plums
and lard-arsed bums
clad in granny-knickers
With rear flap
to offload cargo
some stinky manure
filled buttered baps
munching the turds
shagging the birds
draining your dirty-water
pint by pint
Drop by drop
into her mouth
during secret-sausage rendezvous
ripe Gouda ball-smell
on Bake Off
Attached to-his wire
erect and shining
wimpering and whining
Wet eyed troll
filling her fjiord
With-his big Hurstwic
gristle and garlic
pungent but tasty
naughty and nasty
and slightly cutty
but never smutty
like-a chip butty
dripping with smeg
sook-up the sludge
Dribbling over the
mantlepiece ornaments onto
Firey hearth of
the planet Smegmatron
in distant biocentric :D
super-incontinent sector seven
inhabited by weirdly
Critics of unknown
and implausible theories ;)
Like big bangs
Frau-Gretel likes those
with her legs-open
needs some surgery
on those pishers
to halt flowing
traffic at junction