You need to be quick on your feet to get away with that, as I'm told wasps don't like that sort of thing. At the moment the best I can manage is a brisk limp :(
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You need to be quick on your feet to get away with that, as I'm told wasps don't like that sort of thing. At the moment the best I can manage is a brisk limp :(
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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
:rfl::rfl:
That really cracked me up Steve....
This hot weather has bought out the shortest of short skirts... I'd get arrested if I wore them out though.... :lol:
Ti's OK to wear them here. Lol
Well that's what I've gone at the mo Grant... I just love hot weather.... so liberating.... :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
I used to have a girlfriend who's skirts were so short (only a couple of inches below 'sea level'), she would have to wear matching knickers for the sake of appearance.
I know exactly what you mean Barry.. been there...Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
The skirt I have on at the mo I definitely would not go out in... :eek:
Was going to go down the chippy yesterday, couldn't because the cops had sealed off the end of the street, some women been murdered. You don't get that every day.
https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news...womans-2781618
You paint a very appealing picture of life in sunny Portsmouth. :) The tourist board must be rubbing their hands together, but don't let them take advantage of your good nature - an open-top double decker bus stopping outside your house may be your first clue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
This bloke I used to work with, his wife liked her short skirts, even more than she disliked underwear. Not that I ever noticed... :booty:
One sunny day a mate was having a birthday party for his four year old daughter, and they had cake, pop, balloons, party games...and a bouncy castle. this woman was banned from using it after some of the other parents complained.