spelling police arrived
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spelling police arrived
at half-past five
one's called Clive
who also shrieked
under immense pressure
'Hello Hallo Hullo'
your nicked, sonny
don't forget Cher
Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves
all are edible
like my pants
battered, deep fried
with cheesy bits
and curly hairs
ripe for shave
with blunt razor
into heart shape
for valentines day
with centre parting
watch the dandruff
Don't fall in
safety net required
made by durex
very flexible indeed
safer without holes
good on poles
worse on Germans
and serbo croats
who live close-by
the sex shop
three bags please
old and haggard
rough and ready
skin like leather
fetch the ky
lube the shaft
fore and aft
for a tight-fit
and deeper penetration
using 3-in-one
every hole covered
menage et trois
plus one more
then she tore
her perineum exposing
spot where brownnosing
could cause suffocation
and poo inhalation
nostril turds impacted
inhale the musk