and red-raw vents
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and red-raw vents
apply the vaseline
To the cracks
of her chuff
powder her muff
pick-off the fluff
from the sausage
and meatball suprise
wrapped in parmesan
that's so cheesy
But easy peasy
lemon squeezey but
not too hard :D
stiff beats floppy
Floppy slaps stiffy
said captain pugwash
to-his pirate willy
a cheesy chappy
Known-as seaman Staines
and Captain Skidmark
old salty seadoogs
salt'n vinegar crisps
for toothless Turbots
kippers on toast
caught on-the coast
not-one to boast
but i'm shit
at shagging puppies
like cockerpoos or
And pug ugly
Glesga zoomers, pished
In their pint-pots
spittoons and piss-pots
chibs ready for
slicing sunday roast
and downy coupons
wot be them? :hmm:
soft boyish features
grizzled chewy lips
just my type
to tongue leisurely
stapled to page
unkind to paige
who's knickers twisted
as she squirmed
in-the jacuzzi tub
drenching her cotton
strangely positioned socks
inside her bra
fnar fnar fnar