and many tadstools
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and many tadstools
sometimes called floaters
In the captain's-log
cabin with porthole
said seaman staines
And master bates
roger cabin boy
took it up
like double cock-punch
pain excites him
Whip cracking fun
stripes across bum
Welts and shibari
cried old Betty
Bopping around chair
with abandoned flair
And abandoned hair
Wig left behind
bald right behind
The left-one,s hairy
Her name's Mary
she big 'n' hairy
prances like a-fairy
Has a canary
flightless and scary
Featherless but hairy
like a blackberry
Playing gooseberry with
fool on hill
Top of-the mornin'
Birds eye view
Of her landscape
and baldy minge
Shaven not stirred
Drinks mouldy cocktails
Gin and pubic
Sprinkle of salt
Dram of Malt
Vinegar at fault
chips did assault
Bushy nostril hairs
Wide as flares
Like his brain
Dormant and insane
Like a politician
Buffoon that Boris
Sank below the
stagnent arse gas
filled Zeppelin airship
to-the sweaty sock-line