"keep away from
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"keep away from
strange old men
bearing Hi-Fi mags.
That led to
five star purchases
Amongst other Junk
and old tat
and old LP12s
was a rare
bottle of claret
from late 1954
a connoisseur speaks
then necks it
with a ginsters
and farts loudly
squeaky back door
is a euphemism for
Oi, it's THREE words daily, ya numpty!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
:lolsign:
Yeah but, yeah but... Admin are excluded! :eyebrows:
Ok, to keep you happy, let's rewind and change it to:
a euphemism for
incredibly tight buttcheeks
aim your weapon
at the pedant
until he bursts
Quick, Nurse; screens!
Nurse Roberts enters...
a medical note
Her sultry gaze
and dribbling mouth
the dripping needle
it aroused me
like that Nun
you had on
Celebrity Big Brother
Moist, damp & understanding
firing ping-pong balls
at passers by
Smell the fish
Given up now? :lol:
Well, when the words "at passers by" get followed with "Smell the fish" which doesn't really follow, then the flow for me stopped. :)
LOL. It was the beginning of a new sentence, hence the capital 'S' :)
I'll follow "smell the fish" then with:
aroma on the
:eyebrows:
dirty boy's finger.
(See how quickly this thread descended to smut and innuendo. I feel so at home :lol: )
:lolsign: Ditto!
And we continue...
"Mmmm...crab sticks"
Ahhh, then you need a full stop at the end of the previous sentence to indicate to the reader when it finishes. :)
:lol:
on Grimsby Docks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
bikini-clad maidens oiling
Oi, there was a full stop at the end of my sentence you muppet ;) You got carried away with the mental image of bikini-clad girls, didn't you.
Hahaha... You know me too well, Chris!
Ok...
Ice-cream and sandcastles
This has descended into chaos, but it's still a great thread!
Yes, so let's get it back on track ;)
rubbing lotion into
every pink part.