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Loutish football fans who cannot keep their mouths shut at Kevin Bridges comedy shows and ruin the show for both the artist and audience :steam:
People buying lottery tickets and generally also checking the results on previously bought tickets when they could have researched that for themselves at home. They then go on to buy scratch cards....arrrrh :steam:
The whole process seriously slows up retail checkout for the rest of us.
Whoa Tiger!
Take one of these ...
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Lol - I actually agree with Greg, as that shit also pisses me off, standing there inside a newsagents waiting to buy a newspaper (with cash!) while fools, chasing a near impossible dream, are buying bloody Lottery tickets and holding everyone back, in much the same way as the diddies who insist on carrying out their whole week's banking at an ATM machine (that's what fooking HOME banking is for, you wankstains), piss me off, when I only want in quickly to withdraw a tenner!
FUCKWITS!! :rolleyes: :wanker:
Marco.
Lol - not cranky, just little tolerance for zoomers!
Marco.
Yep, get you completely Marco! Bugger, we seem to have something in common :eek:
Hehehe... It had to happen sometime! :D
Marco.
I used to be really chilled out. But age seems to be tempering that :)
Had a go the other night at some knob driving like a lunatic in the works car park. Nearly ran me and a couple of birds down. I called him a fucking idiot and he gave me a bit of a look. Now found out he is the boyfriend of a work colleague and has just completed second tour in Afghanistan. Oops...
People who do the lottery in general :rolleyes:
I've got an idea to cut this pointless thread short, let all agree that people just can't stick each other ;)
I absolutely detest the modern idiom of 'yeah, no ......' before answering a question.
I want to shout STOP, do you mean yes, or do you mean no FFS?
Even the boss of Red Bull F1 uses this stupid idiom,
Give me strength,
Alan
Agreed, my wife uses "yeah, no" constantly. Not a good way to express anything!
I was right!
(sorry, it takes me a while to catch up sometimes).
Whilst I'm here, please note:
1) it's camera, not camra
2) it's battery, not battry
3) it's properly, not proply.
4) it's probably, not probly.
What about 'wufty', short for 'we have to'? :rolleyes:
Marco.
Why do people say things like 'I've been & done it, i have' ! The person already established He's done it right at the start!!
Interest Checks . . . I know I'm probably the only one here, but WTF is an 'interest check', its either for sale or it isn't - drives me nuts :rolleyes:
Interest checks are for people who haven't quite made up their minds whether they want to sell but might do if the price is right. Gonna be putting one up of my own shortly Tim so feel free to rant... :cool:
That must be it then Dave, I can't be doing with people who cannot make up their minds ..... In or Out, Yes or No ...... anything in the middle is a complete waste of time IMO. Sitting on the fence is something I never do and I have no time for folk that do.
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There, now that feels much better doesn't it Tim... :lol:
Cats, my cat Millie has just taken a chunk out of my hand because I shoved her off my bed, they cheeky devil. I love them really.
One thing that does bother me, are people who ask a question with an answer.
Example' are you going out tonight' yeah. Why ask if you already no the answer:scratch:
I love cats & i don't think i could have another since our 'Lucky' passed away, a bit like betrayal really.. However i don't miss him taking chunks out of my speaker cabinets.
I had a black cat called Lucky many years ago. She was lovely, very intelligent and sweet, with a little savage streak. Great fun and still missed.
Nothing drives me up the wall more than listening to someone who constantly uses "errrrrrr" and "ummmm" when talking, because what they are trying to say could easily be spat out in less than half the time and probably be three times more interesting to boot. Young females in particular who produce an endless chain of "ummmmm"s into their speech has often prompted me reaching for an imaginary baseball bat with the mental picture of stoving their heads in with it :steam: I reckon the annual Lobotomy Club's outing would entertain and inform me more. Supposedly "intelligent" people who cannot put four words together without inserting an "errrrr" in there make me fume too :steam: :steam: :steam: :steam:
What else? Oh yes, the word "like" liberally sprinkled into speech does my head in big time and the numpties who say "sort of" too need to be flung into a cesspit to drown.
Apart from that, the world is just peachey :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
People who who raise a questioning tone at the end of every sentence when explaining something...very popular in the US but lots of it here too:cool:
Yes he was just the same, one of those cool cats that came sat with you when you perched your arse on the sofa.. I'll find some photo's of him, poor little bugger appeared at the door one Bonefire night about 16 years ago, i never tried finding out the owner because if they can let a kitten out that time of year they aint worth bothering with & certainly don't deserve a cat. I loved him, he was a great friend to me, seemed to love Pink Floyd aswell but not ELP :lol:
Grumpy old men who complain about everything... Move along Grandad!!! :door: :D
People who think they know what they are doing but haven't got a friggin clue. Example, using every type of oil on slate without using sealant and the right type of oil for slate. Idiots, if your not sure ask someone who might be in the know. A slate founder might be a good start. Sorry just having a rant :lol:
Natalie
Yeah, and to extend that further, guys who think that they're good at DIY (just 'cos it's perceived as 'manly'), and can do ANY job, no matter how specialist or skilled the job is, and frequently make a total ARSE of it, ending up with all sorts of half-completed 'DIY disasters' strewn around the house and abandoned, for someone who actually knows what they're doing to fix......! :doh:
Know your limitations, people: if you're a ham-fisted and hopeless nightmare, swallow your pride and admit it, and get a professional in to do the job properly!!! :exactly:
Marco.
People that ask a question ending it with 'No'..
Transitioning
Leveraged
Oriented..........
That's a coincidence Andr'e. That's how I got mine. I came home one evening to find her sitting on the doorstep. She was only about six inches long and obviously only a few weeks old. There were many feral cats in the area and I assume she was one of their kittens. Lucky (the Beast), stayed with me 14 years. Broke my heart when I came down one morning and found her dead.
It's not it's mine old before my age mindst
Let's face it guys, there's a fair few grumpy old men here :lol:
parents that speak to there children in 'gaga-googoo' language, a bit like pet owners who think their pets understand what they are saying
a bit like pet owners who think their pets understand what they are saying
Guilty as charged. I always ask our cat if she wants me to open the door or get her some dinner. She would be upset if I didn't......