Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

flap to flap

wearing a cap

on her lap

got the clap

followed by slap

likes it rough

inserted down shaft

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

Excuse the interlude...

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Originally Posted by User211

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

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So you think that is the right way to speak to folk? I'm sick of the shit that come from folk sometimes.

we like it

up her chuff

up the duff

up to snuff

said Maid Marion

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Originally Posted by User211

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

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boo fucking hoo

Like it or

feel Farage's whip

on your cheeks

another spankology protacol

flex it brexit

rub in Vaseline

on that rash

Shouldnt have flashed

her white panties

At farmer Jock

who perved at

All before him

nicely laid out

all on display

as was his

old fangy parsnip

a bit soiled

and 'well-rubbed', because

he's a pervert

and LOVES it

but excessive growth

after Mavis grabbed

the sticky end

The Living End

The bottoms end

spigot turned on

man's milk flowing

Radished and famished

an insatiable hunger

For spaghetti meatballs

and bacon sarnies

for lardy fannies

and big ventilators

with pea brains