lightly salted and..........
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lightly salted and..........
Highly thought of
pre-dinner canapé (almost)
a veritable gorge-fest
for monkey boy
; his facial contortions
equalling sexual ecstacy
only obtained from
Aldi or Neto
Lidl by Lidl
It's-best-o-at-Tesco
when naked -alfresco
wearing a nappy
waving a sausage
at yer neighbour
pork sword pete
likes his meat
hot and sweet...
pimp my kebab
for a tenner
I use Henna
on ya sphincter
to induce a.................
catastrophic ring spasm
causing gas leakage
and the squirts
wash hands afterwards
removing all 'raisins'
and digested peanuts
bits of corn...
fissures get torn
squeezing one out
damn that bilirubin
; its yellowy juice
taking the piss
which was green
due to Pernod
and spinach sandwiches
Asparagus for death-smell-wee
or beetroot for
Mimicing bladder warts
with suppurating puss
spit or swallow?
I asked her
Grandmother, who readily
opened wide, toothlessly
Oooohh, musn't grumble
her gums clamping
vice-like around the
meat-il-itious protruding appendage